More tranny stories later!
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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