I CAN MOONWALK!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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