Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Note for the future: whiskey syrup is AMAZING on 3am pancakes.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I'm always down for nudity.
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