I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I have feelings that need drinking.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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