your parents love me but you hate me
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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