My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I just found puke in my bra..
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
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