drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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