How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
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