i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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