she looked like the before picture.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
worst night to have a conscience
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
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