It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
It's a sad day when ur phone automatically updates u on Thursdays that traffic is normal and how long it will take to get to the bar
That's fucking great actually
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