Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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