Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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