Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
