My friends, they love my intelligence
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Randomize
