I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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