you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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