I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
She is dumping me if she doesn't get a ring by Valentines. So one more month of free sex and it will be back to the right hand.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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