YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
im on a boat
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