Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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