I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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