Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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