I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
Randomize
