i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
I have aggressive nipples.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I had nothing but condoms at the checkout, then grabbed a pack of Orbitz gum and said "gotta protect from bad breath" felt like a boss
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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