She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
You dont lie about slip and slides
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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