do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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