talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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