I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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