I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize