Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
this hospital has no fireball
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
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