operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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