I accidentally had phone sex last night
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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