My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
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