its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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