they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
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