wrigley field is MILF paradise
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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