The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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