I love black thongs
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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