It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
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