I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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