Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
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