I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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