Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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