so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
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