ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Yeah...I know. It's cute I think...I mean cute in a weird like hey I kinda took you home from the bar one night, maybe criticized your penis, and fucked your brains out...kinda sorta way
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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