Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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