i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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