he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
whose ass print is on the piano?
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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