the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
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