drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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