Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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