Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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