Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
nutella sex= disaster
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
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