Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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