do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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