It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
That's when you crack a 10am beer
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
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